Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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