let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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