I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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