i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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