Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
True strength comes from lack of pants
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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