yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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