party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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