Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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