school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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