Me too!
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Randomize
