Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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