He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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