The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
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