I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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