he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Randomize
