I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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