Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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