I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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