Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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