By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
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