Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
4 words: hood of his car
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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