I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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