didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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