So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
You're completely useless in the revolution.
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
We have started to decorate penises.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
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