we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Omg I joined a choir last night...
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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