school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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