This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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