So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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