if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
Randomize
