Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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