her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I'm like, not good at living.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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