We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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