Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
