just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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