Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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