If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
Randomize
