Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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