Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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