what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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