this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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