Grow some girl-balls and come out already
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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