Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
