Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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