Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
tell me about the fingering
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