i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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