i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
organizing the empties. That sober.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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