Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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