and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
and you said cock pushups were impossible
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
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