Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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