I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
you have to choose: penises or morals?
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
My ass is underappreciated
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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