big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize
